WITH A BLUE COMB FOR FUN

"Stallion Road" is a Ronald Reagan flick where he and **** Alexis Smith go ice-fishing on Lake Michigan and almost die when both of them simultaneously have massive strokes. "Help me Alexis," Reagan begs as all life drains from his body. "No way," Alexis replies while her chubby ******* enthrall Clem & Earl: 2 local hillbillies with lots of scabs. "You sure got nice Winnebagos up there," Clem observes. "You mean bazookas," Earl says correctively just moments before Alexis  fully recovers to dance in a ***** bar for 2 dollars which is equal to 35 dollars in 1947 money.