If you ask me
that lot
are cut from the same cloth,
a case of Woolnoth and dead sound,

news at nine used to be fine
but now there's no news ever.
when was the news at ten?
tell me
when was there ever news at ten?

so many undone
we should be so lucky
*** me
we could even be happy

oh!
I am
and for that I thank
Mr Eliot.