with pretty faces
cleft chins
and wide tooth grins
with sparling eyes
that hypnotize
wear pretty clothes
drive pretty fast cars
have manicured nails and yards
tell pretty jokes
that make us laugh
and flatter folks
have marbled baths
and house maids
that scrub their toilets
and put out the trash
work out in gyms
to show off their bulging biceps
and sixpacks
flash their credit cards
at five-star restaurants
order champagne
clams on the half-shell
and lobster from Maine
give me migraines
those pretty boys
like their toys
and Netflix
their refrigerator is empty
but their desk drawers are full
with pictures of pretty chicks
and bottles of Advil
those pretty boys
the ones that are so bubbly
to me are only ugly