More words spoken
promises broken
it
must be election time.

we get one vote for free
but buy two
and then you get three,
oh!
that might be cynical
of me.

I never trust a politician.

They're calling the Mayor of London's election
a two-horse race,
all I can say is this,
they must be thoroughbreds
well housed
and
well fed.

I'd rather stay in bed
but I will vote
instead
for a steward's enquiry
because
whatever the outcome
it'll have been fixed.