I do not match The colours you have chosen, But I will let you paint a picture Of a predatory me. The teeth and claws Were yours And they dug deep But I won't weep for the masterpiece you've wrought, All red, all red But I am blue. It's breathtaking, that work of art, I think the two of you should buy it And hang it in your happy home. Your talent and imagination Knows no bounds, And neither does your capacity for lies.