My **** is disobedient with a mind of it's own.
   The **** thing ****** hither and yon simultaneously
   all over the bathroom floor, not to even mention
   how many pickles I've been in. Marry me, it's hard!

   I want to rid myself of it's mischief but I'm enjoying
   the pleasure the little fellow brings me. Hallelujah!
   I seem to spend more and more time alone with it.
   Luckily the **** thing still works its magic. Amen.