This anodyne morning *** of tea, Is clearing the nebulous morning, Plans that threatened to topple on me Have muted much of their scorning.
Still there is reticence to put to the shovel This mound of pending work-a-day tasks They clutter my head, my week, and my hovel Snoozing away days behind farcical masks.
Why do you mock me, oh gods of inaction? What did I ever do to your ilk? Did I once neglect to grant satisfaction Tributes in gold,Β obeisance or silk?
Secretly though, I plan retribution For what this torpor is stealing from me. I'll wield hours of output and contribution Office deliverables and domesticity.
But oaths and threats deliver poor solace, Whilst I pontificate, not facing my work The monster of time still tends to his malice And here I yet sit, among the tasks that I shirk.
Don't read this! It's just what they'd (the gods of inaction) want you to do instead of working.