Teacher, Teacher you speak not french nor any language of such But still here you sit and try to teach us some.
Vous ne parlez pas francais and to you that made no sense so on and on we shall talk with you all the while, watching the clock.
This is a poem I wrote for a sub I had in french class one day, but he obviously did not speak french. He did, however, teach us how to say hello in Thai, which lead to the title of this poem.