Welcome to my life, always stuck on tediumΒ Every day, the same consistent grill setting, medium The same hellos, goodbyes, and the taxman who we'll always be feeding them Easter will be coming soon, chocolate already on the shelves Christmas now been and gone, what do Santas helpers now do, are they still known as elves? Have a little dance, a little drink, even a swagger to the cheeky girls, (go on then, touch my ***) Then that hangover tomorrow, carries on like a 3 day ton Sweat it out, half hour on the x-ray bed, a cheap tan in the fake sun Now to relax away from your life and let the bath run As that's just it Your life My life It's just life All a bit of fun