The spear is so last year
the romance of the lance long past,

what do we have now?
guns and bombs
hard drugs and bongs
and thongs don't you know
won't last.

Upheaval is evil
but
upheave we must do,

change is inevitable,

what next,
the CV?
send a text
scan it
pin it down and
paste it,
better to use it
before you waste it,

the spear is so last year.