The West and European Union

which includes Grate Britain have

no right in the future to condemn

****** and ****’s if they condone

Netanyahu & Israeli defence force,

as they have been doing 3 months

and 23,000 dead Palestinians later.



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Ought Nought To D,ooo,ooo



When Isaac was a wee

lad, his mother told him

that when he grew up

he would become a tie

salesman if he was ever

caught telling the truth.


So, from an early age he

practiced making beau

knots on cravats just in

case by accident he ever

did mistakenly gave an

honest account about

anything he had seen or

heard.


One day when he

was at the wailing wall he

saw someone write graffiti.


It said, “ If you tell a lie your

nose will grow longer but

your ***** will not shorter “


On his way home he passed

a shop where a man was selling

dough noughts. Isaac enquired as

to what one could use them for.


The man said that all you had

to do was think of a number and

add the dough noughts to it. You

can become rich over night but

the noughts on their own can

be used for other things as well.

Isaac bought 6 noughts from the

man, they were a Shekel each.


His mother was very proud of

him when he told her that he

had thought of a fantastic story

that needed embellishing.


This is why nobody has ever met

a tie salesman called Issac but

everyone has met Isaac’s with

long noses but there is no account

having met them with short penises


So, the moral of the story is,

Isaac lied to his mother who had

already lied to him and the person

who wrote the graffiti had a long

nose but not a short phallus because

that person was Isaacs mother.