everybody shaves so Warren Buffet invests in Gillette; and every country drinks so he also buys Coke shares - which leads me to my own investment strategy
Every human sheds forty thousand skin cells an hour That’s forty thousand cells times 7 billion humans each hour– you listening? - now that’s a lot of dust; and not to forget the many cultures and nations that cremate rather than bury and that releases from each body in the barbecue 1.6 trillion cells of dust - it’s a ****** dusty world, isn’t it? so…I’ve got it all worked out… *I’m investing in vacuum cleaners…
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