I live in a camper van, permanently,

it is designed for summer holidays,

insufficiently insulated for Hibernian

Winters. I have no running water no

access to hot showers and the solar

panels are superfluous in this land

of a cumulus congestus. Toileting

is a constant challenge as Ireland

doesn't cater for Cassette emptying

as one finds on continental Europe.

I am permanently on the move as

wild camping is frowned on by many.


But I am not being bombed by Jews.