There is no Nativity this

year because Bethlehem

is unstable, the donkeys

   have all headed south,

    the sheep have been

    shared amongst IDF

   thieves with the udder

  cows and to add to that,

      the three wise men

   were bushwhacked by

     non Bud™ drinking,

      even more Weiser

              Hamas

"FREEDOM FIGHTERS"