I've been playing with the idea of creating a dating website profile.
Then I remembered, it's not quite my style.

The forced social interaction and attempts in vain to relate, all for the sake of momentary companionship (or, let's be honest, to get laid.)  

I'll admit, it's been awhile since I've been on a date.

It seems my fate is to either find that kind of thing organically or just stay alone. A risky game to play, in this day and age, but I'm not afraid.

I'll be ****** if I take another ******* selfie.
Come what may.