IF I WAS A JEW


If I was a Jew I would

be able to recite our

National Antonym

            of

     FAIR PLAY.


   Fake Phoney

Fictitious Feigned

   False Forged

    Fraudulent

        Fictive

     and Faux,

(if I were French)


If I was a Jew

I would pretend,

even eat pork.


If I was a Jew I

would never stop

wearing a covid

mask to hide my

nose and work

on a Saturday.


If I was a Jew I

would not be a

      racist.


If I was a Jew

I would not wish

anyone to know.


If I was a Jew

I would have

   a *******

   transplant

and advertise

for a donor.


NO BLACKS

NEED APPLY