A sober rockstar, not even a puff of cigarette A man who's actually one A cowboy making the sign of the cross before a rodeo show A ******* singing songs of love A murderer in an old church's confessional A white guy in Manila who's actually here for work A cool guy having hot flashes and constant fever A deadbeat father writing poetry A ped*phile making the sign of the cross out of habit A hot guy having regular hypothermia A politician smiling warmly A poet A poem A poet and their poems.