when you sell them a pup
they don't even have the gumption
to check if it barks
we sell them triggers too
we know they have two plus ******* makes seven
and fiction is their factual
why do you think
babies' fathers are a dime to the dozen
here's two pints of lager
and a packet of crisp
no rich Prince Charming is ever coming their way
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