Thou Shalt Not


  I hate God for all the

  restrictions he put on

  my life especially the

   ten commandments.


  I hate the ****** Mary

  for conceiving without

sin and not needing to

confess or do penance.


I hate communion as it's

  the body and blood of

Christ, I being a coeliac,

alcoholic and vegetarian.


I hate the crucifix due to

its religious connotations

  of intravenous opiation.

     I also hate needles.


       But I love pens.


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