We have a reason to sing We are doing our thing Turkey dash Oven free We are traveling carefree How noble and superior We don’t have inferior Turkey’s everywhere asked Greyhound to help them escape We are not moving like an ape Destinations doesn’t matter We have cut down all the chatter Away from any knife and fork Dinner tables try eating pork This is a Turkey getaway That Ax is not coming nowhere near our way The Greyhound bus is forever our friend From beginning to end Greyhound Bus Turkey wheels in keep on rolling Passing dinner tables by Our distances are far We don’t need a car Turkey eating a turnoff Sunrise to Sunset Turkeys are saying, “We have pushed away in a determined getaway” We will not be considered Turkey Day We don’t care what anybody says Turkey out