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                Zelenskiy’s Mantlepiece

(Conversation between an Oscar and a Rooster)

Oscar. What the **** are you doing here, you
should be out in the field scratching for worms.

Rooster. I was a special gift to the President, I’m
a mascot, a symbol suitable for the top of a spire.

Oscar. Oh yeah: I was a present for Olena, you
may be able to **** a Doodle doo, but I vibrate!

Rooster. Is that the reason you are a baldy *******
without feathers?

Oscar.You are so ******* dumb, I am more than a
prestigious ornament, I am sought after.

Rooster.This is Kiev famous for its Chickens and
I am **** of the walk.

Oscar. I get to sleep in the same bed as Olena
when The President is inVLODidated.

Rooster. It is I decide everyday when everyone
has to wake up, I am known as Roster the Rooster.

Oscar. You know something, you remind me of
that air head Big Bird in Sesame Street.

Rooster. You may not be aware of it but there
is a thrash can on Sesame Street for Oscars.