****** Off

I'm feeling rather foul today,
so I ask you to ****** off,

it's not pretty when I get this way,
you just need to ****** off,

please don't get in my face I pray,
you need to just ****** off,

my head gets hard and my heart turns to clay,
it's best if you ****** off,

I'm asking you to please stay away,
why can't you just ****** off,

not sure if I'm sad, but certainly not gay,
won't you please just ****** off,

maybe I need a good roll in the hay,
naw, just won't you please ****** off,

just got crap on my shirt, from a flying Blue Jay,
gotta go inside and get that ****** off,

that's the way it's been going for me this whole GD day,
why won't the world just leave, ****** off,

no blue skies here, just cloudy and gray,
is it a sign for me, to just ****** off,

no, tomorrow will change, at least that's what I say,
then you flip me the bird, and yell ****** off,

now I'm back where I was, I'll hide until May,
no one to tell me, hey ****** off,

like my love who has spurned me, turned me away,
she said it was too much, I must ****** off,

maybe worms for lunch, with a glass of OJ,
then I can do my own ****** off

Gomer LePoet...