I'm sure you'll call it premature because I leapt before I looked
well, faint heart never won the egg and spoon race,
but in saying that
I leapt and should have looked because now I'm definitely
Fukushima'd
see what I did there?
I nearly died there
I didn't swear
wouldn't ******' care if I did
but I didn't.

I must be getting better
I should be getting something
it'll most likely be a cold