Zelenskiy


If I had no *******

I wouldn’t be here.


T’was a job for a

Jew boy (not female)

but near.


Besides I’m equipped

with a periscope sinus

despite plastic surgery

to make it a minus.


Olena’s my mouth piece

botox'ed to the teeth.


She pays lip service to

those that we meet.


Give us the money for

a mansion and farm

for ******* and cannabis
              ^
le bon gout et charme.


When this is all over

we’re off to Venice

where Shakespeare once

said, that we are a menace.