If Tuesday came with a fast-forward
and the weekend came with a rewind
I'm quite sure that we'd still find
something to complain about,

all those,
Hi-tech, break your neck
Silicone valley implants
don't work
they're just for show to put in
windows, switch them on to give
a glow, self satisfaction if you didn't know
is illegal in twenty-seven states
ha
I made that bit up
but I bet it made you zip up.

if
if and when
if and when I do
I won't
I will,

another hill to climb
churn out one more
line to rhyme
take a little time
and make a cup of
coffee.