There's a meme for everything and
someone to make a scene over nothing,
We're just the onlookers,
the
dozy planks
ha
and you thought I was going to say
dozy *******
but no thanks
I don't swear anymore
I do tell lies though.

She says,
I'd make a good statue
but I'm not so sure about that
I have ironing to do
and the dishes won't wash
themselves.

still
which I am not
I've got lots of movements
I just need winding up.