My muse keeps taking off on me Now I’m writing bipolar poetry When he’s around, it’s flowy and free But when he’s gone It’s stuff I don’t like to see So I need a new muse But how does one get one at will? Is there some sort of muse application To find a replacement Or do I need to wait for a cosmic event? Are muses found Or are they Heaven sent? I surely know they can be lost No idea where mine went Please apply for the job of muse If you’re also perfect and smart Clever and romantic Full of grit, and also heart And can speak right to my soul You might be the person to fill this role