My grandson Likes his ***** A LOT He is only three If I hadn’t raised a lot of boys This would be alarming to me As understandable As it may be To like ones ***** One must take their hand out of their pants While walking down the street He hasn’t figured it out yet How creepy it does seem Walking around with your hand in your pants For everyone to see It’s not like I can wean him off it It appears to be glued on So please ignore this little Three year old Walking around town With his hands down In his Underground