hey, everybody, this is old Billy Bob, here
over there in those cute Billy Jeans
well, I just woke up this morning
and looked up toward the sky-blue mirror
meanwhile, down the road,
I see an image of an old gray-haired Billy goat
just chewing on some maple oats and hay
looked like he was chewing on some cherry tobacco
I got a little bit closer for inspection and
watch Mr. Goat spite some cherry tobacco in a tin can
and right about then, I was kicked in the rear end
while some people would say - I was kicked in the tailpipe.
Unfortunately, I was kicked by some crazy *******
down yonder, from Tupelo, county, Mississippi
you know what
I should've never looked
at myself in that ****
crazy *** sky mirror this morning
you know what - chicken ****
hey, I just got hog-******* again
Dag Nabit...shucks!
give everybody a big hug
thank you...very much!