He is my crash-hot passionate smash
My steaming hot sauce daddy
I lapse into all of his tender, sensual dreaminess
So deep into his succulent sea
Of smooth splendiferous sweetness

I feel his top-notch disarming machoness
All around my homoness
The way he gives me a seductive rush
Makes the sweat build on my flesh
As I dwell on his impressive caressible freshness

Such a **** beardalicious heavy-hitter
So eatable and squeezable
So unbeatable and teasable
He gives me a measureless pleasure
Whispers soft magical words in my ear

Covers me in his utter luscious thuggishness
Solaces me in the bright, delightful midnight
Entrances every inch of my feminineness
Drives me crazy with the way
He takes my breath away

Seeps into my system
Rouse my entireness
Nibble on my neck
Treasure me like a moist, savory dessert
He doesn’t need my permission
To explore my foundation

Knock me sideways
Allure me to the core
Dominate me more and more
*** me up, make me erupt
With an overload of unconditional love for him

Make me say his name
While he slays my domain
Unlock my heart
Water my vibrant flowery garden
With his nutritious man sauce