Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great... holdup wait,
Egg out the crate, we all know his fate.
He made a big slip and took a short trip,
like the rain drops they drip, that *** got whipped.
Who you gonna call, ghost busters on the way,
oops what a fall, cracked shell on display.
Yolk over here, shell over there,
I think he pooped his underwear.
Scrambled egg for dinner, sounds like a winner.
Add salt and pepper, make it taste much better.

Eggs get busted up, People don't give a F*ck
Sad to say but that's whats up, is it Karma or is it luck

Walking tall never crawl
or you will take a fall
You think that you cleaver
we eat you up for the pleasure!