Not an Idaho brand Excess weight demand Exercise in hesitate Many people can relate Body fat Before and no after fact The couch being the guest of human weight For Heaven’s sake The problem of give and take Get up from the couch Some people become a slouch Exercise is the way to get rid of fab Physical Fitness tab Give the couch a break If the couch had words, it would be “Get Up” Start walking Get that fat off Stop being lazy It is just crazy All the couches banned together, and have stated, this is a couch potato war We the couches refuse We are tired being used.