.            I’m A Maize’d


     There's a grain drain in

    Ukraine, Barley enough

      for a bowl of porridge.

     ****** Oat, it’s central

  W'heating for kids. It may

  sound Corn'y, but there is

cat **** in the Rye. Quinoa

something? nobody is going

to Millet. It has Spelt the end

  for Kiev, everyone knows

  Zelensky’s a cereal killer,

     but Vlad is Putin him

       through the Sieve.

       Who Kneads him

        anyway, he’s an

             Allergen.