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Lucy Feu, Satan’s sister

was seen coming out of

the Limbo council office.


Rumour has it that they

filed a planning request

to extend Hell for an influx

from F.UK.US very soon.


St Peter, because he is

from St Petersburg has

had the monopoly on all

catering contracts, not

just in Heaven, but also

in Purgatory Limbo and

Hell. So, he offered this

most recent to a well known

events manager and cook.


Yevgeny Prigozhin has

accepted and presented

the menu only days ago.


Soup du Jour, which will

never change, is going to

be Chinese Hot and Sour.


The mains will be Chevre

Chaud or Roast Beef or

Hot Dogs served with a

Mustard de Coleman or

Tabasco on a boiled bed

of mashed potato with

red onion dill and pepper.


(Considering that F.UK.US,

are obsessed with Pomme

Frites/Chips/Freedom Fries,

Vladimir Putin intervened

and said they can go to Hell)


A selection of seasonal

charcoal grill vegetables.


Desert was very difficult,

a toss up between Plum

Pudding flamed or Creme

Brûlée torched, the latter

was selected after a vote.


Followed by Toasted Milk

Or Freshly Roasted Coffee.