Okay okay okay the frogs are mad they are as mad as a box of frogs Down in Pond life the great lie had been revealed what a dark day it was what a mega awful awakening all hopes shattered in Frogsville-on-the-Lie
They the mad frogs have finally discovered none of them, not even a single one will ever meet a Princess much less be kissed and turn into a handsome Prince it was all a big lie Frogs can never morph into a handsome Prince
As if life wasn't bad enough in Pond Life and Gutters Square where the Toads are always toadying only to turn around and stab fellow frog in the back the sleek green ones call the red frogs poisonous and all kinds of chicanry hops about they are all as mad as frogs in a box
They all lie like no tomorrow the call tomorrow yesterday and yesterday tomorrow or the day last week they hop in boxes and out of boxes but more than anything else they now hate Princes **** all princes, destroy them, ruin their lives Princes have stolen our birthright and mock us