We all have our opinions
Don't dare let facts get in the way
Been like this since the beginning
Running our mouths with little to say

Can't help if I know better than you
How you should live your life
Don't look at me, this is not about what I do
You've got to be cruel to be kind

And in my professional opinion
Of do as I say, not as I do
The advice that I'm always giving
Is so that you will get a clue

If there's a need for finger pointing
I've raised my hand high with five
And last time I counted they're all disjointed
When I look at the way you live your life

So as I spew out all my opinions
I'm hoping you'll take them to heart
As I do all this for a living
It's not about me but who I wish that you were

...but that's just my humble opinion