His superlative splashiness is
The most magical sight I have ever seen
Like the unbelievably earthly
And incandescent sun
So dapperly fresh to def
So impeccably handsome to the max

He is so beardiful and cherishable
My tasteful operator
My dope macho adonis
He stimulates my arousal
Has me so taken with his amazingly robust seductiveness
His ebullient photogenic masculinity

His smooth, sensuous lips are
So super hot to gawk at
I am so enraptured by
His charismatic ****** hair
His charming caramel-brown eyes
His fascinating eyebrows

My tremendously powerful kryptonite
I love watching him
Swagger into my queer world
Steal my heart
With his magnetic charm

I hanker for bright, flaming nights
Where we mere with each other
Have high-pressure homosexual ***
With one another
Feel his impressive weapon
Of rampant devastation
Deep in my masculine region

Make me shout wildly
Feel his sweat on my flesh
Pound me vigorously
Tyrannize me
Fill me up with his hot stuff

Love me like no other
****** in and out of my heart highway
Drenched in the brilliance
Of his immensely magnificent splendiferousness
Make me concede to him

Give all that I have to him
Feel his masculine aggression
Tipsy on passion
Feel him crash through
Every inch of me
Blast my vast extraordinary ***
With his sticky white man juice