It's about time
that the London Underground stopped blaming incidents on the line for the abysmal service that they give,
not enough drivers
not enough trains
they must think
that our brains have gone soft

this train will be pulled out of service because of a faulty door
but the doors close when the tube's empty, *** all wrong with them,
what the ***'s wrong with these men
those men
the men who look down their nose men,

but we're *******
we have to use the tube
the bus is a standing joke
standing room only
even for old folk

cycles are a menace
scooters are too
can't walk without a tug
from the boys dressed in blue
and the uniform, by the way,
is paid for by you,

*** it
I'm going fishin'