Just went to the carnival
As everybody should
There are some freaky strange ****** up folk
In my neighborhood

Took two years of Latin
Wasn't very good
Honeymoon in Rome
Fine Norwegian wood

Not an Academic
Markson on my shelf
Not an intellectual
I like Legolas the Elf

Ashes to the ocean
Lightning in the sky
Holy Toledo, Batman!
One for Scott and Ry

           Ay! Ay! Ay!