I get a helluva bang-up buzz
From his untouchable robust seductiveness
His **** well-muscled lusciousness
I dwell on eating him hungrily
Like fruity pebble marshmallow cookies
Like a maple-browned butter pie

So tender and tempting to the touch
My tasty embraceable sensation
I can never get enough of composing
Of solid gold poetry about his smoking hot showiness
He is the next-level high-pressure attraction
That has me mad jacked and wrapped

His flashy crackerjack swagger is so unbelievably unfuckwithable
I am so into his smoothness, his best-treasured effervescent flex
I never expected I could feel so sweet
On a beaming buzzworthy brick
His street credibility gets to me
I wanna roll with his cold glowing machoness

Never let him down, let him take me down
Stupefy me with his sizzling hot slang
Everything I could ever ask for in a flame
Shining bright like midnight black chrome rims on wheels
The way he unleashes his deliciousness
Sends killer keen chills up and down my spine

Oh, how I wanna get it on with him
Any time, any site, it doesn’t even matter to me
I just wanna be in his world
And let him whet my appetite
For hours of light and night
He will forever be my powerful, mesmerizing kryptonite
That entices and enlivens my entireness