He is the flashiest splashiest star attraction
That enters the entrance of my undersense
Enchants me with his luscious hunkish thugness
Mister irresistible freshalicious slicker
The most disarming Prince Charming

Tasty beardalicious big hitter
I love the **** smell of delectable majestic freshness
How his bright, shining, and commanding eyes
Draw me into his velvet-arresting realm
Of piercing prominent phenomenality

He makes me so soft and flowery
In the sight of his divinely intense
And enticing delightsomeness
With him by my side, I feel like I can achieve everything
He is my everything, my main squeeze

The brightness and desirableness in my life
The serene shimmering moon hovering in my existence
So immaculate and fantastic with his rare smashing swagger
I dream of him kissing me with his sweet juicy lips
Make me feel like the only girl in the world
To have a super bad lad like him showering me
With vast, passionate, and all-powerful love