Witherellian doesn't really work
But maybe Witheralien?
Yo soy catholikos
She's Episcopalian

Live long and prosper
Wear mismatched socks
Chris Pine as Captain Kirk
Both the old and new Mr. Spock

Un Escritor, Sacramento
Thank you, Mr. Katz
Thank you Dee Ann Reeder
And the man who learns from Bats

Will I see Europe again?
Will I ride the Asian trains?
Does she know of cedarsnow?
Rachel Dawes, not Lois Lane.

             Poetry: good insane.