So tis trading places
by some milky faeces
sunk in damning vices
swarming with disgraces
ending up with eggs on faces

So tis trading places
obnoxious consipiracies
gangsters mired in idiocies
roping anodyne sheep in posses
gabbling pysche warfare by nancies

So tis trading places
some damp salts in follies
narcissists fixed on snowy jollies
gospels of envy and hate by proxies
jealous inadequate nowt but coward bullies

So tis trading places
discontent proles in crisis
blame-brigaders in fantasies
distorted knowledge are fallacies
lie to us about the victory of the loonies