Earphones in and suddenly he's doing the St Vitus Dance,
the girl with the yes in her eyes moves two seats to the left and what a surprise, she's sat next to me, her eyes now showing,
'no vacancy'

ah well.

pop's in a crop top and you don't see that too often,
his missus is in a mini, ( skirt, not car) although with legs like those she'll probably go far.

middle age man with red bushy hair is caught on the spot for not paying his fare,
didn't expect the mousy girl to be an inspector,

she'll  
probably scan me if only to see that I'm human.
and I get off ( not off on it ) just off.