Journalists need to take classes
In poetry, literature, Asian art
Our newspapers of record quite bad
Just ask Napolean Blown Apart

I hold out hope for the Guardian
My uncle reads the Toledo Blade
Wiv and wet wiv
Next time you get weighed

John Denver was a German nature mystic
Rocky Mountain Higher
To her I would Sweet Surrender
Long song object of my desire

Transient human glory
Fading fast and fading faster
Un pequito short story
Turns your face to Alabaster

   Bruce calls Chuck Berry the Master.