If you are from the USA
And you go to France and Italy
On your honeymoon
You return home wishing
For more beautiful buildings

If you teach in Thailand and Taiwan
For a few years
You return to the classroom wishing
American students would pay attention
And respect teachers who try

If you go to Israel for a wedding
And Japan for a wedding
You believe in Unus Mundus
And you cry:

                   Ay! Ay! Ay!