Under Abraham Lincoln
The Republican Party saved the United States
Under Donald Trump
It nearly destroyed it
Wax on, Wax off Mr. Miyagi
Daniel-san employed it

Our progress in degeneracy quite rapid
Rapid indeed, Mr. Joshua Speed
We could learn from Canada
A pal's last need a thing to heed
We could learn from Jesus Christ
Maybe plant some mustard seeds

I learned from yon Taiwan
Won ton soup, Lungshan Temple
The Buddha sits in silence
Smiles without a dimple
Lynyrd Skynyrd is right
Teach me how to be Simple

               Southern Rock!