So in 6th grade
I had to report on Millard Fillmore
The 13th President
Not exactly now a household name

He was a Know Nothing
Was Socrates the same?
But American Know Nothings are racists
Unlike Socrates, they deserve the blame

Not Fillmore, but Baltimore,
Is where I stake my claim
I have an Inner Harbor
She is my Secret Flame

Watched the Ravens play
Saw an Orioles perfect game
Our friendship had to end
Such a crying shame

               But I still aim.