I tell her in a sense
Gollum is the hero
Of the Lord of the Rings.
Only he can destroy the Ring.

She tells me
It has to be Sam.
She has Tolkien tattoos
She knows the book better than me.

Chapel Hill is quite nice
I like Franklin Street
Chapel of the Cross
Young bands do there sing.

The Planetarium is solid
Vegetarian hot dogs
Jay and I play basketball
Better watch that UNC.

               Tar. Heels!