He is a whole potable ocean
Of booming and ruling dopeness
That blows my mind
That makes me pine
To check out his riant striking eyes

His elegant, indulgent lips
So unbelievably delicious to kiss
Lubricious beardalicious exquisiteness
Luxuriant magnificent eyebrows
I wanna take a sip of his slick, skilled sweetness
His reverent splendent dreaminess

Take in his chiseled kissable physique
Hold him, stroke him, relish his bold golden machoness
I crave to escape from reality
With his fashionable first-class majesty
Into fathomless flashy galaxies
Fraught with overarching ardency
Absorb his adventurous commanding handsomeness
Surf the myriad immersive seas
Of his rare legendary perfectness
Into the explorable four-star portal
Of his extra exotic alluringness

Become stranded in the depths of his enchantment
I breathe in his macho aroma
Walk on air, so high as a broad buoyant kite
In the brilliant blissful sky
Be near to his sheer enrapturing peerlessness
Demolish every part of his badass strapping masculineness